In characteristic fashion, Al Gore, Mr. Global Charming, has gotten his paddle out and this time he's taking scientists to the woodshed for a little tongue lashing he hopes they'll not soon forget. But lest you think he diverges from his script, all tirades do indeed lead back to his global nemesis Bush Vader, and this one's no exception.
You'll find his ho-hum hot rant here in The Independent.
If you like your weekly swig of Al Gore carbonated, then this one's for you, Bud.
Looks like it's going to be a long, hot summer.
Come on, Al, chill for a while. Eat some watermelon, take a plunge in the pool, pop a cool one, go play with some penguins. Does the word R-E-L-A-X mean anything to you?
We hear you and have heard you time and time again. You're beginning to sound like Cindy Sheehan.
Our earthly point of no return may be only ten years away, but yours, dear Al, is fast approaching within the next ten minutes with me.
UPDATE: Al, someone wants to make a wager with you.