Alpha Female, Walk Softly but Carry a Big Stick

My sister's dog Sweet Pea. Ain't no limb too large, no fetch too far, no mountain too high and no dog too intimidating to keep her from gettin to her stick de la moment. And gettin and gettin and gettin and gettin.

Now, if we could get some of Sweet Pea's undaunted courage and steadfastness of purpose rechannelled into the MSM and other of our internal detractors, perhaps we could really make some headway in our War on Terror. Jihad? Sweet Pea is ready for anything if she can bring her stick to the party.