When I read that this dog (is it really a dog?) won the world dog show last weekend , I can only say, the end must be near. This contest must be made up of judges who evidently live on another planet from the one I live on. Can you imagine the maintenance this thing requires?
What, pray tell, has happened to real dogs, like real men, real women, real food, real whiskey, real life? If this is a sign of things to come, then God have mercy on us all.